Hair: February 3, 2017

Dear Mr. VP,

I have something very important to share with you. You need to know this.

I am very concerned that aliens may be feeding on Donald Trump’s brain.

The story just came out that he takes propecia, a hair loss treatment associated with mental confusion. 

But I think it could be more sinister and John Carpenter predicted it. 

For the sake of national security please watch this. Get Mulder and Scully on this. It’s a priority. 

Summary: Man gets hair transplant. Turns out to be alien life forms who feed on his brain. 

Propecia wasn’t working and so Trump tried something else and this is what has happened. There is literally no other explanation for what he’s doing to our country. 

(Well. The other answer is white supremacy.)

D

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