Dear Mr. VP,

Poetry was so fun and popular yesterday, I decided to give it another go. I present to you, five haiku:

Flynn’s Russian problem / comes as no surprise to you / you knew all along

Planned parenthood is / giving gals free mammograms / can’t be having that!

Hitch yourself to Trump / now waiting for impeachment / I see your endgame 

“Religious freedom” / does not seem to mean to me / what it means to you 

And lastly:

Eff Trump, eff Ryan / eff Sessions, eff McConnell / and eff you also

Maybe tomorrow you’ll get a sonnet.

D