Dear Mr. VP,
Poetry was so fun and popular yesterday, I decided to give it another go. I present to you, five haiku:
Planned parenthood is / giving gals free mammograms / can’t be having that!
Hitch yourself to Trump / now waiting for impeachment / I see your endgame
“Religious freedom” / does not seem to mean to me / what it means to you
Eff Trump, eff Ryan / eff Sessions, eff McConnell / and eff you also
Maybe tomorrow you’ll get a sonnet.