Dear Mr. VP,
Woke up this morning and read this tweet from you.
First — who? As the VP, I think you should be a little more specific in your threats to vaporize people. In a previous tweet you mention Iran, but it isn’t clear if you’re talking about that here. And if you are, I’m a little uncomfortable with the idea that you are threatening to turn an entire country into ash.
Second — could you come up with a phrase other than ash-heap of history? That seems to be your go to, and if you aren’t careful it will become your catch phrase. Someday you’ll be in a commercial for Viagra with Bob Dole and threatening to consign erectile dysfunction to the ash-heap of history.