Mother’s Email: March 5, 2017

Dear Mr. VP,

You’re pretty angry! The Associated Press published Karen’s email address.

The letter from your lawyer said: “The publication of Mrs. Pence’s active private email address to millions of her readers has subjected her to vitriolic and malicious emails and raised serious security concerns.”

First, are my taxes paying Counsel to the VP to send letters to the AP throwing a hissy-fit over the publication of an email address? Could you let me know how much of my taxes will be going to pay for this so I can withhold just that amount? Thanks.

Second. Wikileaks published the personal emails of all sorts of folks during the campaign leak that contributed to Hillary’s loss, and y’all just laughed. 

Third, and most importantly. The AP published Mother’s email address in a story about your own personal email address, the one you used to write to other folks about things like Indiana’s response to terror attacks across the world. Your unsecured email address being used to communicate about sensitive state business. Hmmmm….sounds like something you roasted HC for just a few months ago. That roasting helped a fascist get elected so cry me a river. Oh!

To put it in a language you might understand.

Matthew 7:3-5: “Why do you look at the speck that is in your brother’s eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? “Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ and behold, the log is in your own eye? “You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye.

A log in your eye sounds like the most painful thing I can imagine. Well, maybe not as painful as waking up to 45’s twitter feed every morning.

Yes, maybe the AP should have made sure it wasn’t an active email address, but since it’s an AOL address they probably just assumed Karen stopped using it more than ten years ago, like everyone else in the world. 


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