Dear Mr. VP,
I know absolutely nothing about college basketball. Zero. I don’t know if I’ve ever even watched a college basketball game, with the exception of some games at the not-even-in-the-NCAA college where my dad teaches.
I’m not a very good basketball player, either. I played one season as a kid and scored zero points. My enduring memory is running the wrong way down the court with the ball while my coach screamed at me.
But when someone in my moms group set up a bracket challenge I thought, “Hey! If Donald Trump can win the presidency with absolutely no experience in politics, why can’t I win a March Madness bracket?!”
And go Wildcats!* Woooo.
*I had to look up the mascot.