No, but really: March 31, 2017

Dear Mr. VP,

If Kellyanne Conway invited you to dinner you couldn’t go on your own? What about Ann Coulter? Margaret Thatcher? Ayn Rand? There’s no wiggle room?


….me? 

This is me, formally asking you out to dinner. Karen, you have nothing to worry about — he’s too old for me. We can skip the booze. I just have some things I’d like to discuss in person.

D

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