Bon voyage: April 14, 2017

Dear Mr. VP,

I just read you’ll be in Seoul on Sunday.

What I’m hoping this means is we won’t be firing off any missles in response to a potential nuclear test in North Korea tomorrow. North Korea’s response would probably be to decimate South Korea, and why would you be there on purpose for that? Right? 

Maybe I’m just running on wishful thinking right now, but I feel like I can breathe a little. 

Anyway, I hope you have an excellent trip. I bet jet lag isn’t quite as laggy when you fly in a private jet. 

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