Dear Mr. VP,
I just spent awhile staring at this photo. Mostly I wanted to see your excellent hairline, but then I noticed something.
Your jacket identifies you. You actually have a patch on your jacket that says “Vice President Mike Pence”. Why? Were you afraid the North Koreans wouldn’t recognize you?
This really takes the cake. I am chuckling more than I should. And then I’m going out to get a jacket with a name tag. Newest trend.