Dear Mr. VP,
We’re buds, right? I mean, is there anyone else who has ever written you 98 letters in a row? My guess is no.
So while I do love talking politics with you, today we’re going to diverge from the topics at hand.
I need a favor.
Remember this jacket?
Just email me and I’ll get you our mailing address. Please send via overnight shipping.
I’ll be here waiting for your reply.