James Comey: May 9, 2017

Dear Mr. VP,

Gosh, I had this whole letter written about that small kid you smacked in the face who demanded an apology, but then your boss pulled a Nixon and now that’s on the back burner. 


I guess y’all have reason to believe that Americans are idiots, since you got elected in the first place, but how in the world is this not just a transparent attempt to block any investigation into Russian ties to your administration? Easy answer: it is absolutely a transparent attempt to block any investigation into Russian ties to your administration. 

Please excuse the brevity of this missive, but now I have to make phone calls to every elected official in the history of the United States to demand you’re both impeached.

Yeah, that’s right, both of you. You’re complicit.


D

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