Are you being held captive? May 27, 2017

Dear Mr. VP,

Are you actually living under a rock? Do they have you drugged? If you have been kidnapped by Trump and are being made to spout bullshit under some sort of threat of being made to go out for dinner with a lady who isn’t Karen, please wink and raise your right hand at your next public appearance.

Because, really?

Let’s recap, just the worst moments:

  1. Pushed aside the leader of Montenegro.
  2. Potentially called the Germans “bad, very bad.”
  3. Seemed not to know Israel is in the Middle East. 
  4. Leaked the fact that his leaked intelligence to Russia was, indeed, from Israel
  5. Left a cheerful yearbook-y message at the Yad Vashem Holocaust museum and memorial.

Among other things.

But it’s ok because he was exhausted. Must not have the stamina to be president.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s