Trumpcare 2.0: July 13, 2017

Dear Mr. VP,

Today I cleaned human poop off a chair and I still feel like I had a better day than Republicans.

I emerged from seven hours of toddlers to find that Mitch McConnell had unveiled Trumpcare 2.0, only to have two Republicans immediately say “no, thanks.” Susan Collins — thanks for saying no because the bill would hurt people. Rand Paul — you’re a terrible human being, but at least you might prevent this bill from moving forward.

Moments before McConnell unveiled TC2.0, Lindsey Graham and Bill Cassidy unveiled their own plan. Is that two more no votes?

And Shelley Moore Capito expressed “serious concerns.”

Y’all better get it together. You have the House, the Senate, and the Presidency, and you still can’t do this thing?



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