Planetary Protection: August 2, 2017

Dear Mr. VP,

I just want to be clear that this is an incredibly misleading headline…fake news, even: NASA is hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to protect Earth from alien harm.

At first I thought, “FINALLY. A perfect government job for me.”

Then I clicked in and found out I’d actually need to know things about bacteria from other planets. Nope.

Still — perhaps I could count on you to write me a recommendation, given this rapport we’ve built? I feel like it’s the least you can do, given how many letters (195) I’ve written to you.

D

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