Sleep (a lack of): August 9, 2017

Dear Mr. VP,

Why I didn’t sleep last night: 

  1.  Too much caffeine during the day. 
  2. My back hurts like a mother. 
  3. My full-sized bed is too small for two tall adults.
  4. An overwhelming sense of existential dread related to the seeming eventuality of nuclear warfare, and the only thing standing between us and them is….


Did literally anyone sleep last night?

D

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