Dear Mr. VP,
When you open Twitter and are like awwww yeah.
Remember how I was just talking about how being with you two as President and Vice President is like being in an abusive relationship? Here it is, in four tweets. Oh, hey! A good sign! Oh, hey! Three totally shitty things!
Hoping Texas and Louisiana are safe tonight, especially since there’s not really anyone in charge of anything in the government right now.