Minot: October 27, 2017

Dear Mr. VP,

Minot, North Dakota.


Hey, you were there today! I’ve been there too.


With my girlfriend (GASP).

Anyway.

I didn’t know there was an air force base and nukes! I just thought there was a lovely Scandinavian festival and a shitty hotel, and yet another place K and I had to pretend we were just friends from college.

You were there to threaten North Korea and drone on about American exceptionalism.

All in all, I think my visit was probably less damaging to the world’s perception of America.

Also, this hat is real goofy.


D

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