Dear Mr. VP,
Minot, North Dakota.
I didn’t know there was an air force base and nukes! I just thought there was a lovely Scandinavian festival and a shitty hotel, and yet another place K and I had to pretend we were just friends from college.
You were there to threaten North Korea and drone on about American exceptionalism.
All in all, I think my visit was probably less damaging to the world’s perception of America.
Also, this hat is real goofy.