Dear Mr. VP,
Apparently your supporters are angry that Mila Kunis donates to Planned Parenthood in your name.
Well, I do too. But I’m not famous and don’t have a contract with Jim Beam, so no one cares all that much.
I’d hate to have this petition in support of Kunis get signed by lots of people. Gosh, that would be awful.
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Dear Mr. VP 