Bullets: November 16, 2017

Dear Mr. VP,

My mom, paraphrased, tonight:

“What are you going to write about? Lots happened today!”

Let’s just hit all our bases, shall we?

  • Nobody likes the tax plan that passed today except for you and the 227 House members who voted for it.
    • Nobody likes it because it screws over essentially anyone who isn’t rich.
      • Grad students, in particular.
  • You totally knew about the Russia stuff.
    • You’re pretty good at playing dumb.
      • Jared Kushner is probably not going to enjoy jail.
  • 210,000 gallons of oil leaked from the Keystone Pipeline in South Dakota.
    • Pipelines aren’t safe.
      • Would prefer a wind or solar leak.
  • There was a giant unidentifiable booming sound heard today in Alabama.
    • Perhaps the sound of Roy Moore’s Senate bid imploding.
      • Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
  • Al Franken should absolutely be investigated.
  • Trump sucks.
    • Roy Moore sucks.
      • You suck.

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