Dear Mr. VP,
My mom, paraphrased, tonight:
“What are you going to write about? Lots happened today!”
Let’s just hit all our bases, shall we?
- Nobody likes the tax plan that passed today except for you and the 227 House members who voted for it.
- Nobody likes it because it screws over essentially anyone who isn’t rich.
- Grad students, in particular.
- Nobody likes it because it screws over essentially anyone who isn’t rich.
- You totally knew about the Russia stuff.
- You’re pretty good at playing dumb.
- Jared Kushner is probably not going to enjoy jail.
- You’re pretty good at playing dumb.
- 210,000 gallons of oil leaked from the Keystone Pipeline in South Dakota.
- Pipelines aren’t safe.
- Would prefer a wind or solar leak.
- Pipelines aren’t safe.
- There was a giant unidentifiable booming sound heard today in Alabama.
- Perhaps the sound of Roy Moore’s Senate bid imploding.
- Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
- Perhaps the sound of Roy Moore’s Senate bid imploding.
- Al Franken should absolutely be investigated.
- Trump sucks.
- Roy Moore sucks.
- You suck.
- Roy Moore sucks.
D