Pencemas sweater: November 24, 2017

Dear Mr. VP,

Okay, I have to tell you that I’m really disappointed.

Ted Cruz has a Christmas sweater.

Ted wearing a Santa hat, some Gadsden flag imagery…all this needs to really make it excellent is a back that says “Don’t take the Christ out of Christmas” or “I don’t say Happy Holidays!”

So why am I disappointed? Because where’s the Pencemas sweater?! That’s what I really need to make my holiday season complete.

When I google image search “Mike Pence sweater” I get a variety of pictures; some of you IN a sweater, and some of shirts featuring you:

And for some reason, a picture of Karen looking like she’s trying to take flight.

But no Christmas sweater. I feel like you’re missing an excellent marketing opportunity here. Don’t let Ted win.


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