Dear Mr. VP,
Okay, I have to tell you that I’m really disappointed.
Ted Cruz has a Christmas sweater.
Ted wearing a Santa hat, some Gadsden flag imagery…all this needs to really make it excellent is a back that says “Don’t take the Christ out of Christmas” or “I don’t say Happy Holidays!”
So why am I disappointed? Because where’s the Pencemas sweater?! That’s what I really need to make my holiday season complete.
When I google image search “Mike Pence sweater” I get a variety of pictures; some of you IN a sweater, and some of shirts featuring you:
And for some reason, a picture of Karen looking like she’s trying to take flight.
But no Christmas sweater. I feel like you’re missing an excellent marketing opportunity here. Don’t let Ted win.