Dear Mr. VP,
Merry Christmas! Thank goodness I can finally say it again. Eight years in which I couldn’t say Merry Christmas because I, a cultural Christian, was so oppressed by liberals and Obama.
Yes, it was truly a beautiful day. We were able to take our celebration out of the shadows of the basement, and eat our ham and stuffed shells in full view of the unshaded windows.
My child was able to play with his Santa-delivered and obnoxiously loud and huge Cars 3 racetrack without fear of anything but going deaf.
Christmas decorations were purchased in mainstream stores. Christmas cocktails were consumed. And not one person stopped us!
Truly, a GOP delivered miracle. God bless you all.