Dear Mr. VP,
Happy New Year! I spent most of my day ignoring that it is now 2018, with the exception of the moment I had to write a rent check.
Never fear, though, you say. We have so much to look forward to!
Excellent! How will you next screw over the poor? How will you cruelly separate families? What religious group will you attempt to ban from immigrating to the States? What will you try to tell me I can’t do with my body? Will you try and ban another group of people from the military? What environmental regulations will you roll back next? What national monument will you scale back now? What foreign nation will you collude with? What fresh hell will you put us through this year? What will keep me up at night?
I can’t wait to find out!