The button: January 2, 2017

Dear Mr. VP,

Today was a deeply unsettling day.

It is cold AF.

My reading material is essential but certainly not uplifting.

I accidentally ended up in front of Fox News at the gym.

And just when I thought “Okay, maybe I have a handle on this day…”

Oh sure. Twitter threats of nuclear war have certainly improved my outlook on January 2. At least when we all go up in a mushroom cloud it’ll be warm.

Today is one of those days I’m wishing you were President. All the same shitty policies, none of the same incendiary tweets.

Tomorrow I’ll be sure to liveblog the construction of my fallout shelter.


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