Pizza: February 23, 2018

Dear Mr. VP,

Karen introduced you at CPAC, and attempted to make you more of a person.

“If it’s Friday night, we better be having pizza for dinner – supreme thin crust with an O’Douls…” she said.

Hey! I like pizza, too. I drink alcoholic beer, but you do you. It’s almost like we have so much in common…

Oh wait, no. Nope. You’re still a dog whistling homophobe misogynist working for a treasonous president. Nevermind.

D

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