Dear Mr. VP,
Good thing this teacher had a gun…
Oh, wait.
Oh, we didn’t want him to have a gun? He’s a bad guy?
If other teachers had guns, would they know this teacher was not supposed to have a gun? Like, how would they figure out who was a good guy and who was a bad guy?
Huh. Maybe this guns-in-schools idea isn’t such a fan-fucking-tastic idea after all.
D