Dear Mr. VP,

I’m trying to keep track here. Can’t go to school – elementary, middle, high school, or college. Can’t go to a concert. Can’t go to the movies. Can’t play baseball. Can’t go to a club. Can’t work in a newsroom. Can’t work at a public benefit corporation. Can’t go to work. Can’t access medical services. And now, can’t go grocery shopping. Without fear of gun violence.

Should we just stop leaving the house? Asking for a friend.

D