Dear Mr. VP,
I’m writing to you from South Station. That’s new!
This is the first moment all day I’ve gotten to breathe and look at the news. I see a pretty interesting op-ed that calls on you to pardon Trump. Essentially, you make a deal: you’ll pardon him of any crime he might serve jail time for after leaving office, he leaves office without a fuss.
It’s an interesting proposition. I’m sure you’ve thought of it.
I wonder if it’s even been discussed openly? I have to imagine you would never bring this idea up, as it would not be part and parcel of your obsequious package.
But I also have to imagine you’d do it if you were asked, as you’ve likely done everything you were asked.
I wonder: will I have to change the name of this blog?