Dear Mr. VP,

This morning I discovered the pipe bomber targeted Joe Biden.

Joe Biden!

Who the hell wants to kill Joe Biden?

It was pointed out to me that pipe bombers probably lack morality, generally.

However, I maintain that targeting Joe Biden just takes it TOO FAR. Whoever you are, sir (and I’m sure you’re a sir), you don’t get to try and murder America’s happy-go-lucky uncle and get away with it.

D