Dear Mr. VP,
Today, I sat at the train station and read an article about your potential indictment. It wasn’t from a credible news source so I won’t link it here, but the thought did warm my very frosty self.
That said, this evening followed with an article about Paul Manafort’s continued contact with the administration – even after his indictment. The redacted document that reveals this doesn’t say who it was.
But I’m going to pretend it was you.